You have many good qualities. You are likable.
You are a leader, someone others listen to. A typical winner.
Who ordered the anal suppositories?
Repux, Aposon, Alcos Anal? I can't find the prescription.
We lose them sometimes. Name?
Skåde.
This is a laxative. Do you know how it works?
It's for my father.
-They can be hard to insert. Let me ... -He has used them before.
-What? -He has used them before.
Two steps to a better life.
Step 1: Say only positive things.
Successful people are inspirational, optimistic and forward-looking.
Step 2: Focus on everything good and nice around you.
Be glad, even when there is nothing to be glad about.
-Many customers? -One. To borrow the phone.
-Did you try to serve him? -No.
Try to get the most out of each customer.
We don't have any customers.
We will when the bus stop comes.
-They've talked about that for years. -Be positive! Come here.
-Ask if you can borrow the phone. -I don't need to make a call.
Stand here.
Come in.
Come in!
Hello. Welcome. What may I offer you?
-Today we have a new special. -We do?
A Texas burger with cheese, lettuce and dressing.
-That dressing's gone bad. -Just ask if you can borrow the phone.
Forget it! I haven't been paid for three months, and now this?
-I can't do this. I quit. -In the middle of your shift?
-I want my money. -Help yourself from the register.
-I'll send you a check. -Sure you will.
Hi.
I came as fast as I could. Brought you a brochure.
Know what he's done now? Dug around in my drawers.
-Are you sure? -Of course I'm sure!
-He can't do that. -No.
-Tell him. -Sure ...
-I will. -Do it! He's your father.
Excuse me.
I got your medicine for you.
I'll just put it over here.
He's asleep. I'll tell him later.
Want me to make a nice dinner?
Welcome to the annual Golden Harp Award Show!
-You're late! -Not my fault.
Wait here. I'll get the others.
You look nice in that dress.
There you go again.
You can't sit in there, sweating like that. Go dry yourself off.
-It's hot in here. -No, it isn't.
-Go ahead. -Wait for me.
-Do you think you'll win? -Why else would I come?
-You can't go in there. -Of course I can.
-Only artists are allowed inside. -I'm one of the artists!
Don't you know who I am? Bent Li! I'm in the Iver Mo Band!
Who the hell are you?!
Thanks to the boys in New Train, -
- a definite threat to the more established artists here tonight.
Hi, Bent. I borrowed Grete.
-You aren't supposed to sit here! -Iver asked me to.
On this special night there will be some deserving winners, -
- and some who can only hope it will be their turn next time.
Please welcome our next presenter: Anja Eriksen!
And the winner is ... Anal Scream!
Did it taste good?
-I can make something else. -I'm not hungry.
-What are you doing? -It's too loud.
We have to be able to hear it!
Let's go down to Dag, our report'er on the floor.
Our next nominee is Iver Mo, whose ''Come unto Me''has topped the chart's.
His warmth and sensitivity has touched us all.
Why change the makeup of the band, when you are making so much money?
The money means nothing to us. We are in this for other reasons.
I like him. I'm buying ''Come unto Me'' tomorrow.
-We can't afford it. -I have my own money.
Have you seen my bankbook, by the way?
I put it back in the drawer.
-Back? Have you used it? -It's a joint savings account.
That was my inheritance. None of that money is yours.
That's why I did it.
Did what?
-Invested it. -What have you done?
Invested it in the restaurant. We're going to have sit-down dining.
-Did you take my money? -Better than leaving it in the bank.
-Nobody goes to that dump! -Wait till the bus stop comes.
I don't care about the bus! You have blown my savings!
-It was meant to be a surprise. -The award goes to ... Iver Mo!
Iver Mo Band!
What's going on?
I'm moving to my sister's. I have to live in this closet, -
- get harassed by your father, and lose all my money!
But you'll get so much more in return.
-We can afford our own place. -That will never happen.
I used to believe in your plans.
But you'll never make anything of your life!
Hold it up high, so the driver can see it.
Not many drummer boys are as lucky as Bent.
Isn't he lucky, Grete? Answer me, Bent. Aren't you?
What do you mean by that?
You wouldn't be holding that, if you hadn't known me.
Isn't he lucky, Grete? Say that you are lucky.
-Say it. -I am lucky.
-Louder. -I am lucky.
-One more time. -Stop it.
Bent would do anything to keep this gig.
No one else would hire an old drummer like him. lsn't that right?
Shouldn't we wait till tomorrow, as planned?
I'd rather get it out of the way.
You pay, Bent. I'm sure as hell not.
Why do you let him hassle you? I wish you'd do something about it!
-Maybe I will. -When?
Stop the car.
What for?
-I need some air. -Don't go back to Iver!
I'll do as I please.
-You promised you'd come home. -Maybe I did.
-I won't let you go. -Are you going to stop me?
Stop it. Let go of me.
-Then I'm coming with you. -Why? To borrow money from Iver?
He's probably going to bed. Let's give him ten minutes.
Stop fidgeting.
Are you nervous?
Wet grass gives me cystitis.
-Here, sit on my bag. -No, it's all right.
-What did Bent say? -What could he say?
Leave the boots on.
I have a surprise for you.
Put these on.
Don't move. I'll be back in two minutes.
Are you there, Grete?
I am so horny!
So horny!
Sit on top of me.
Have you brought a friend?
Who was he waiting for?
-You did good. -You think?
Watch where you're going!
46-year-old rock star Iver Mo was abducted last night.
The police have no clues, so far.
Ingvar Moberg came from Sweden in '76 and changed his name to Iver Mo.
He is one of the best-selling artists in Norwegian pop history.
Someone has kidnapped Iver Mo!
Haven't you started?
-What? -I want you out by Friday.
-I'm not moving. -I've sent several eviction notices.
-I haven't seen any. -Haven't opened them, maybe?
You haven't paid the rent for three months. I've sent five warnings.
-It's too late. -It can't be too late.
I'm going to start sit-down dining ...
-Can't we work something out? -No. I have found a new tenant.
-Let me make you our newest dish. -I'm not hungry.
I'll give you a 20% discount. No, this one's on me.
I want 28,000 kroner by Friday, or I want you out.
Can you make it?
Of course I can. Thanks for telling me.
He's awake.
Grete?
What the hell have you done? Untie me.
I'm in no mood for this.
Don't move.
Who are you?
Where am l? What is this?
Iver Mo, you have been kidnapped.
What is this, ''Candid Camera''?
Get this shit off me!
What the hell is going on?
Untie me!
Hello? Hi, Stefan, what's up?
What?! Last night?
She's been questioned since 7 a.m., so go easy on her.
What happened?
-Are you hurt? -Just a flesh wound.
What was she doing at Iver's?
-She was getting something for me. -In the middle of the night?
This came a half-hour ago.
-Maybe he planned it himself? -They want three million.
-Who is going to pay? -The record company, you.
-Why us? That's not fair. -We wouldn't be here without him.
-You sure wouldn't. -What's that supposed to mean?
Questioning this is like a slap in Iver's face.
There's no one here.
EVICTION NOTICE
-Is Helle here? -No.
She went out. I'm not sure where.
To meet someone. You're not the only one interested in her.
-Who else? -Some guy at work, from accounting.
-Is she out with him? -Maybe.
-Was it him? -No, the neighbor.
I see ...
-What do you mean? -Is this how it's going to be?
-Sorry. I had some errands to run. -Really?
-I'll make you dinner now. -I don't need any.
I've gone without food all day, why should I need any now?
-We had bread. -An old crust.
Why didn't you just go shopping?
The store is right across the street.
What did you say?
Go shopping yourself. The fresh air would be good for you.
-Don't you know that I am sick? -What's really wrong with you?
Look at this.
What do you think it's like to be like this?
I can hardly walk.
And you say something like that.
I'll make some dinner.
They want me to deliver the ransom? When? Yes.
Sure, I can do it. If that's what they want.
-Feeling any better? -A little.
-Sure you didn't see anything? -Just some guy at the end of the hall.
-They want me to deliver the ransom. -You? Why?
They must know I've been with Iver the longest.
Aren't I sick?
-No, I'm not sick at all ... -Sure you are.
-What are you doing? -Here's your dinner.
-So? -You said you were hungry.
I don't want anything.
-Where are you going? -I'm bringing the food back.
-Bringing it back? Why? -You didn't want it.
Don't I get any food?
-You said you didn't ... -What's wrong with you?
-Nothing, I don't think. -You're shaking like an old lady.
-Don't spill! -I'll put it in your room.
''I'll put it in your room.''
Can't you even hold a tray?
''Get enough butter?'' ''I'll put it in your room.''
-Don't imitate me. -''Don't imitate me.''
You can't even stay on your feet. What a miserable son you are!
No wonder no one wants you. Can't even keep that ugly girl.
-Nothing to be nervous about. -I'm not.
What's easiest is hardest, and what's hardest is easiest. Get it?
-So don't be nervous. -I'm not.
I think I've got cystitis.
We don't have time to stop. Just concentrate on driving the car.
They'll call at nine. Someone will probably come by subway.
They aren't coming. It's ten o'clock.
Must have been a misunderstanding.
-Something must have happened. -What? Nothing's happened!
-How did it go? -Leave me alone!
-Is Iver all right? -Is he all you care about?
-What's with you, Bent? -Nothing. Can't you see I'm busy?
I doubt you can handle whatever you're doing.
Hello!
Help!
-Help! -Help!
Help!
Hello?
Who is that?
What's going on?
You're the guy they kidnapped. Iver Mo.
You bet your ass I'm Iver Mo!
Untie me!
I've been here for two days.
-Didn't they want to pay? -Who?
The record company.
-I have no idea. -I'll make those bastards pay!
-This is stuck. -Can't you even untie a knot?
-I'm doing my best. -''I'm doing my best.''
-Don't imitate me. -''Don't imitate me.'' Screw you!
-You kicked me. -I don't give a shit!
Nobody's getting anything from me. Not you, not anybody!
I'm the first Norwegian rock star ever to be kidnapped.
I'm going to make a fortune.
I shouldn't have stood up so fast.
Robert?
What happened?
Dammit, I should have sat on that bag.
Don't whine.
-What have they done to you? -I broke my back.
You broke your back?
You'll never walk again. What are we going to do?
Hello?
Where am I now?
What are you doing?
I can't breathe!
-What is this? -It's just a sweat jacket.
Who the hell are you?
Wasn't I freed?
You were going to set me free.
I changed my mind.
Changed your mind?
You can't just change your mind!
Is this a store?
Hello? Help! Help!
What are you doing here? We're closed.
We knocked, but no one answered. This is the new tenant.
But I have till Friday.
-Can you get 28,000 by tomorrow? -Sure.
-Let's look around. -No.
-I own this property. -My contract expires tomorrow.
-What's that? -What?
-What's going on? -Nothing.
Someone's in there.
That's my dog. A big guard dog.
I couldn't work here at night without one.
-Is your dog that big? -Want to see him? I'll let him up.
-I'd be happy to let him up. -No thanks.
LINDBERGH'S SON KlDNAPPED
PAUL GETTY LOSES EAR
Find what you were looking for?
Don't you recognize me?
Eva. I was in the grade below you at school.
-I'm a librarian. What do you do? -This and that.
Are you a writer? A lot of authors do research here.
-Take copies, and stuff. -Yes, I'm writing.
-What? -A thriller of sorts.
-That isn't easy. -No.
Jan!
I just got off. Which way are you going?
-Up there. -Then we can walk together.
-Do you think librarians are stupid? -Of course not.
Many people do. Think it's a dry, boring job.
It must be interesting.
No, it isn't. It sucks. It's just like they think, only worse.
Good luck with your book.
What are you doing here? You can't come here!
-I didn't have your address. -Where is Iver?
Who's watching him now? No one?
You said you were pros. It wasn't even the right day!
You have ruined everything!
Do you hear me?
Do you think I'll get sick pay? I'll end up in an old folks' home.
That's not going to happen. Get us our cut, or else ...
-80% now. -Forget about it.
Want me to call the record company?
-Come with me. -I'm not going anywhere.
-He couldn't have gone far. -Sure he could have.
-Where are you going? -Robert's lunchbox.
Hello? Hi, Stefan.
No, I'm just out for a walk.
No, I haven't heard anything.
Who could have done that?
-Have they found him? -I can't believe it.
I can't believe it!
Someone has taken Iver!
Where is my boot?
I have had it for twelve years.
-Why not take something else? -I considered it.
-It's not so bad. -What do you know?
Want me to make you something?
-I'm not hungry. -It could help calm you down.
-So this is where it's going on. -Nothing's going on. We're closed.
-I know who's in there. -Nobody is here.
I saw you outside the library making out with that girl.
We weren't making out. I hardly know her.
-You're cooking for her. -That's not for her.
Liar!
-I thought we had something good. -You moved out.
I had to, but that doesn't mean you can do whatever you want!
Don't tell anyone.
Shut up.
Shut up!
-I didn't know he would sing. -That was Iver Mo!
-How can he be here? -I found him.
-Where? -In the woods.
-You don't find that in the woods! -I did.
He's been kidnapped!
-Somebody must have forgotten him. -You have to bring him back.
-I want the ransom. -The ransom?
-You can't even sell a hot dog! -I can do anything I put my mind to.
You have to bring him back.
Let me see him again.
Wait.
I won't say a word.
I didn't think he looked like that.
We can't bring him back like that. They'll think you abused him.
-Have you fed him? -I was just about to.
We have to get him some decent clothes.
You have no idea how this is done. What were you thinking?
-That's what I was going to find out. -You get some clothes, I'll feed him.
Find something decent.
I brought you some food.
Thought you might be hungry.
How sweet.
It smells good.
Tastes good, too.
-You're a good cook. -I didn't make it.
I'll bet you're good, though.
A little ketchup ...
-Thank you. -Anything else you need?
This chair is uncomfortable. Something is stabbing my back.
-Where? -Back here, on my back.
No, there's nothing here.
In the middle.
There's nothing here.
You smell good.
What?
-I feel a song coming. -Now?
This is one of those moments where someone makes an impression ...
-What's going on? -Revival meetings. Over 2000 people.
The mood is important. That comes first.
It's strange, it seems like you understand what I'm talking about.
I don't do stuff like that.
All that matters is who you are, not what you do.
What's the matter?
-Nothing. -Are you in pain?
-I can't feel anything in my left side. -What can I do?
Don't do anything. You'll just get in trouble.
-Damn ... -Let me loosen your arm.
-No, don't do it. -Let me.
Don't do it ... I can't move my fingers.
It hurts so bad.
-Try to move it. -Could you massage it?
Let me go! That hurts!
You stupid bitch! Untie my other arm, or I'll break your neck!
You smell like shit!
You crazy bitch!
My ear!
She bit my ear!
Bitch!
What were you doing?
Why didn't you tell me what he was like?
''Come unto Me'' ...
He's the one that stinks!
What's the matter?
Is it fair that he has everything and we're stuck with this?
-No. -Then do something about it!
Get Bent.
-Did it work? -I said 7 p.m.
-Will they show? -I said we wouldn't hesitate.
-To do what? -That's all I said.
They want the ransom delivered in the square?
These people are clueless. Everyone will see who they are.
Follow them. Bent will get Iver, and we'll get the money.
-Find a place with an overview. -I wish you could come.
-You're on your own. Ouch! -Sorry.
Did you just feel your legs?
He felt his legs ...
He felt his legs! He felt his legs!
-What were you doing in the woods? -Went for a walk.
Alone? In that weather? Was it because of me?
Maybe.
-What's this doing here? -It's too big for my pocket.
You can't leave your wallet here. I'll stick it in my purse.
It doesn't make sense. I don't think it's the same people.
-Maybe there are more. -Why lower the ransom to 500,000?
-500,000? -Didn't you hear?
-What's he doing here? -We're going with you.
You're not going! Why do you think it went wrong last time?
I'm responsible for Iver!
Let me go. What do you want?
-You're in on this. -What are you talking about?
Sorry. Let me help you.
Out of my way, you idiot!
He got away!
-It worked. -Of course.
I didn't think I would find you.
You must have dropped this in the stairs.
-Will anyone find him here? -People come by here all the time.
Do you know how to do that?
Aren't you old enough to open the door yourself?
You're late! I should have been in the tub hours ago.
Get in here, I'm freezing!
Turn on the water.
Turn on ...
-Where is Jan? -Good question.
I happen to be his father.
Jan?
Where is he?
-I just let him in. -You just let us in.
-You let us in. -I'm not interested in buying anything.
Jan?
RENT
-Is it all there? -I lost count. Had to start over.
Only I will have access to this account.
Don't answer.
I have to.
-Jan's hamburger restaurant. -Talk. Talk!
-Talk! -Who is this?
-It's my dad. -Hang up. Tell him to get lost.
-They have him. -Who?
Iver's kidnappers. They want to trade.
-Trade? We gave him back. -They want that.
Say we don't know what they're talking about.
It's here on the table. One hour? OK. Don't hurt him.
We aren't going to choose your father over this money!
How did they find him?
-They said they had my wallet. -I have your wallet.
Hello?
Is anyone there?
Hello? Help me.
Help me, boys. Untie me.
No ...
No!
There is Jan. He should've been home hours ago.
A-ha ... So this was all her idea. I want nothing to do with her.
Take it easy.
No way!
Stop!
She moved out. Did you have to beg her to come back?
Lend me your phone. I want to call Robert.
-Do we have to involve him? -What are you talking about?
Take it easy. I didn't mean it like that.
Phone call for you.
ls anyone there? Hello?
But he felt his legs yesterday.
Shit.
I'm sorry.
I don't think you're sorry. You don't know what sorry means.
Know what?
You aren't getting any of this.
Your legs are fine. You ran. I could hardly catch up to you.
-I didn't run. -Didn't he, Helle?
What the hell is she doing here?
-Tell him. -Not now.
-Tell me what? -That we can't live like this.
Live like this? What ...?
-I knew it. -I'll tell him later.
Stop.
You'll never tell him anything. Stop the car. I'm getting out.
Stop the damn car!
Drive.
Get out.
Out, here?
I'm kicking you out.
Then we will be rid of you.
-I'm not moving. -Then I'll pull you out.
-Like you could! -I could.
You have no idea what I am capable of.
Now the latest on the Iver Mo case:
Iver Mo was found in a garage last night, weak with hunger.
He is still to weak for questioning.
Iver Mo's friend Bent Li has been charged with kidnapping.
He suffered a breakdown ...
Jan's restaurant. Hi.
I'm so busy. The place is packed. Put it by the window.
He wanted you to put it by the window.
Is something wrong?
-We're making a bus stop. -Is the bus coming?
Starting tomorrow.
Do you have any food here?
Yes ... Sure I do.
Today we have a new special.
A Texas burger with cheese, lettuce and dressing.
How does that sound?